He tweaked his computer to allow me to do something harmless but mildly illegal. I don't know why he did it, but he was delighted; he said "don't tell anyone, and don't get spoiled." I found out his name, and it's perfect. Then we talked about Paul Muni. Altogether it was almost as good as the time he touched my face in the parking lot with white petals whirling all around us. You guys, I have a weird-ass life.