it's a little too vib ribbony for its own good (although i enjoy it more if i pretend it actually IS vib ribbon) - but it offers these gems, which is best?
"i'm in the lab like bill nye the science guy"
"i'm well endowed like harvard and yale"
"ladies man, jesse katsopolis"
"periodically i'm in my element"
...i spelled katsopolis right on my first try wtf ftw